Weekly Visits and How to Raise a Horrible Child

We're down to weekly visits with the OBGYN. We went in Monday afternoon and I'm dilated to a 1 and her head is right where it's supposed to be for labor so It literally could be any day....hopefully sooner than later. With all these storms rolling in you never know! People say babies come when there is bad weather. Also enjoy this little article on How to Raise a Loser:

 If a parent wants to raise a child who is self-centered, uncaring, unable to take care of himself and most likely to fail as an adult, just do the following:

1. Give the child everything he wants, let him do whatever he wants whenever he wants but, only after you have first said no and he has whined or thrown a temper tantrum on the ground with kicking and screaming.

2. Whenever your child is accused of wrongdoing, refuse to believe it; accuse others of picking on him, find excuses and defend him at all costs.

3. Don't give him responsibilities. Do everything for him, even wipe his butt, blow his nose, and feed him. This way he'll expect the world owes him everything.

4. Don't worry about promises or commitments to others. Whenever you or your child change your mind, that's okay because it's not your problem.

5. Let him stay out at night as long as he wishes, and don't concern yourself with what he's doing. Trust that he's learning to take care of himself.

6. Fight with your spouse regularly, especially in the presence of your child. Then get a divorce and blame your child for the divorce.

7. Blame your child for everything including your problems.

8. Become a habitual abuser of alcohol, use illegal drugs, preferably cocaine, and refuse to practice common etiquette in your child’s presence.

9. Complain regularly in your child's presence about how unfair life is, how untrustworthy people are, and how people who are racially or ethnically different are the cause of all problems in this world.

10. Never admit to your child that you are wrong, never apologize for a mistake.

11. Never take time to listen to your child or take his wishes into account.

12. Never tell your child that you love him. This way he'll be more prepared for a rough and tumble world, a “dog eat dog world” where only the strong survive.

13. Teach him it's okay to do whatever as long as he avoids being caught.

14. Always compare him with his brothers and sisters and say to him often “Why can't you be like your brother?” and show obvious favoritism towards the other siblings.

15. Raise your child in a chaotic, unorganized home where little or no routine so his life will be filled with uncertainties and inconsistencies.

16. Physically or sexually abuse your child. This way he will grow up hurt and angry, more likely to abuse others, especially his own children.